stuff i wrote in english class (some were prompts, others just bored shenanigins)
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"describe a dog to a cat who's never seen one"Dogs are just like us- only with much more slobber. They will also jump up onto you with NO regard for personal space, by the way. I mean, they're nice I guess, but they're SO loud. Its truly not fair to us, cats, as the superior species that we commonly reside among these mistakes of nature. No hate to dogs. I have a friend, and he's a dog. I love dogs! They're just really annoying... but not my friend. He's nice enough I guess. ALSO, did you hear they sniff each other's butts??? Ewww
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describe a cat to a dog who's never seen oneCats are sooo cute!!! They have paws like us and claws in them and they flex them in and out!! They're very furry and roll around in the sun too!! The only difference I can think of is that they're super grumpy all the time!! But that does not matter because they're my BEST FRIENDS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!!! They don't pee everywhere, so that's also a difference, BUT I LOVE THEM!!! IM GONNA TALK TO THAT ONE THERE!! NOW!!!
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explain to a caveman what a mobile phone isA phone is like speaking, but you can do it from far away. Imagine you're next to your friend, but they're a mile away. Oh, wait, you don't know what a mile is either. Uhh... Imagine Grug is 8 big rocks away and you can still talk to him. Crazy, right? You can also play games on a phone, where you interact with other people online! You can also listen to music on your phone. There's an app called YouTube now, and you can share and watch videos on it. You can also text people if you don't want to listen to their voice!! Voices get very annoying. People create slang and things, like "skibidi" and "67." The internet is strange. You'd like it!
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how will you achieve your goals?Write down your plan. write your steps. Then- start going off that. Find resources related to your goal and look through them. Find websites, magazine articles, newspapers, and then build off THAT. Go lock in entirely and apply to college for whatever you want and after college apply to as many jobs as possible. I´m talking 18 JOBS. Drop your newest album- CRACKING EGGS
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what are your hopes for the school year?Im gonna do everything possible and apply to as many clubs as possible. THEN im going to find a way to make me all the teachers favorite and get really good grades. when i go off to collage i will seduce a billionaire and make them fall in love with me. me and my beautiful wife (gender neutral) will run an empire with our 17 kids and 14 grandkids. i will do all that by being in the theater club so i can act my way into my (future) wifes (gender neutral) heart and THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD AND THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE OF MY WIFE (GENDER NEUTRALS) POSITION IN THE WORLD
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